A quick update. At the moment I am pretty busy preparing for my second Mission Impossible (MI-2). Since I get a lot of questions about my new line of work, I thought that I would explain, to the extent possible, what I do. Most of it is classified, but I can at least try to describe the general gist. My assistant just finished updating my resume too, so take a peek (click here) for a short overview of what I do.
M (Mom) is the head of SIS (Super Individual Service) where I work. She determines my assignments and supervises my work. Both M and I are at headquarters a lot to prepare for my missions. I am not only trained at headquarters but also off-site. It’s a nice mix of different types of training and locations which prepare me well for my super-secret-missions. While I’m training and on special missions, I wear my special camo-suit. On a mission I also wear my magic blue harness. This harness opens doors to alternative realities that otherwise remain closed to us canines. For very special occasions, I wear a red bow tie. It has been speculated that it enhances the magic power of my blue harness. I am in the process of testing this theory.
My tools are either fabricated or modified at headquarters. Q is the tinkerer, he gives technical advice or modifies tools as needed. The Super-Screwdriver (S-SD) that I am showing in the photos above is a tool that I recently learned to use. It is not to be confused with Doctor Who’s Sonic Screwdriver. You have to be really careful with the S-SD. A turn to the left unscrews the world. However, a wrong turn to the right (yeah I know it is counterintuitive that’s what makes it so hard) and you screw up the world even more. And that my friends is definitely not advisable considering the current state of affairs. Hmmm, what else? Ah, Ms. Zulu adds that I am well known for my fast handshakes left and right and hugs that are as sweet as honey. Oh, and I love a good chase. OK, I have to go now. Have a great week, spread some hugs while you are on a roll.
0011 a.k.a. B
Life of Benji 
You’ve had a very busy time learning new things and the kitty boys and I are very,very, very proud of how much you learned in such a short time!
I just re-read their interview with you. Some of the questions suggest they hadn’t quite got a grasp of how special you are or how all dogs aren’t smelly noise makers that hassle kitty cats!
They assure me they now “get it”, and you (and Ms.Z!) have a lot of respect for “woofies” that they didn’t have when they were younger. The thing that did it most was your revelation that you like water! Neither Andy nor Dougy likes to get wet, as you know, so you seem very brave to them to get wet before you make your dogtor visits….! Me-owww!
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This puts a big smile on our faces for sure. Such raving words, we are lost for words ourselves 😀 . We are glad we could help improve interspecies understanding. Meow-Wooff, the ZAB team!
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The kitty boys always get along with woofies, but were surprised when they actually came to admire them for what they are and can be, too! They were shocked to learn that my favorite childhood companion was a woofie, though a succession of bunnies came in a close second, third, and fourth!
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I bet they were. I’m sure all is forgiven now?! Bunnies are fun too. Funny too that I never saw this comment until I went back to the post itself. New “improved” WP… A.
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Benji was a cute pup, and is now a very handsome full grown dog! He has beautiful markings and a very intelligent face. All the best to you, Benji and Mrs. Zulu from the cats and crew here. 🙂
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Thanks Lavinia! We love our missions and are all trying to play a part in them. The ZAB team 🙂
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you can use a screwdriver? wow! I chewed on that plastic part and my dad said it is useless now… maybe I failed because I had no magic harness and no super hero bow tie?
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I think you need to ask for a magic harness. Or it might be just a matter of special training. You would do great in agility training. It’s fun. B
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Whew! Benji you are a busy boy! I need a nap from all the adventures, especially the pine cones!
Meantime, Toronto mom’s working on Sol’s wedding dress. They have agreed on a style, so now it’s about finding the right fabrics. Apparently I don’t get to see it until the day of the wedding. Of course I’m sure Ms. Zulu is more interested in that kind of thing. Could you please say hello, and pass on the info.
Your pal,
Drake
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Haha, thanks; great to hear from you again Drake! That sounds like a long process, that gown stuff. Glad I only need a bow tie. I will let M and Ms. Zulu know; I am sure they will be interested to hear about it. Have a pawulous day, B.
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Remember to buy enough amount of fabrics … with high heels, Sol is much higher and stylized.
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I will remember! Although we are having some difficulty finding heels in her foot width. She says she could just dazzle everyone with toe rings.
I reminded her that you said no piercings or toe rings. These ducks will try to get away with everything!
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She is very persistent, I think your economy is going to suffer with this question of the rings, take note, buy the fabrics … and see prices on rings toes 🙂
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Ring toes; we like that! M + Ms. Z
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Ms. Zulu here, B thought it would be better that I gather this train of thought. I agree with you Belén, have to have enough fabric. Sol will be so beautiful!
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Thanks Ms Zulu!!
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Woooow !! A Super-screwdriver to fix the world, that’s something serious, handle it carefully … we are in your hands. (In your teeth)
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😀 my teeth are very gently; I have learned to open my mouth and hold things without damaging anything (part of my training) so I should be good to go. Stay tuned!
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Your training is impressive, now I feel more calm!!
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He’s growing up so well
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He is; and most importantly, he gets along very well with his big sister. A
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My cat used to open doors. He would sneer at screwdrivers and do a balletic back lick.
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An inventive cat, we like that. Never underestimate an animal’s capabilities.
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He was very smart. He got me to feed him, brush him and foot his vet bills in return for sleeping all day. I hope I come back as a cat.
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